fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.

John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015

fart jail

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.

My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.

by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012

Fart Breeze

The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.

Man 1: Is this strong wind coming from the south?
Man 2: Nah it’s my Fart Breeze

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

show farting

The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.

I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".

Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence

by ryanmac17 November 23, 2013

Fart in a skillet

Fart in a skillet.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.

Grandma says, " You kids get outside and get the stink blown off you. You're acting like a fart in a skillet."

by Fraulein1973 October 18, 2021

Pressure Fart

Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.

Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"

by Bacon Coke Word May 30, 2013