Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms

Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.

by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.

Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!

by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024

International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.

International Football Month is the best month ever

by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024

Roblox football ultras

basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit

roblox football ultras are so scary
theyre not that scary pete

by big fat tubby March 11, 2023

The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.

Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.

by thelonepooper March 15, 2023

American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.

I like American football
Idk what to put

by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023