FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 29, 2017

Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats

'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC

by Leo WU August 12, 2022

Flat Liner

An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.

*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*

"Hey, how's it hanging?"

*crickets*

"That's the definition of a flat liner."

by ADR767 September 10, 2013

Flat Tag

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.

Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"

by Boston Literary January 01, 2016

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 24, 2022

Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.

Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.

by Roberto the great March 03, 2024