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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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Hostel English

A variant of the English language used among young people and backpackers in Hostels across the world. Usually includes overuse of 'like', 'awesome' and 'amazing'.
"The burgers around the corner from the hostel are like so amazing."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."
by Urban Junkie. September 6, 2016
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Maoist Standard English

An internet meme in which any words containing a “k”, a hard ‘c’ sound, or an “s” are modified so that they now read as ‘KKK’ or as ‘SS’. KKK and SS, of course, obviously referencing the respective hate groups. Originating as a form of coded language often used by online maoists, it is now used by much of the broader population, especially on Twitter, to describe racism and far right associations within the thing that they are mentioning. Some also throw it into random sentences as a form of satire.
Maoist Standard English is often used like this:

“Amerikkka is on the decline.”

“KKKapitalism is evil.”

“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”

“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”

“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
by EvysTruth December 12, 2023
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english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
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ENGLISH domination

ANYONE WITH A STRAPON PENETRATING ANOTHER IN THE RECTUM
He walked intobthe massage parlor and selected "English Domination" off the menu.
by Innocent Man May 3, 2022
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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 22, 2020
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english or spanish?

by anonymous June 21, 2024
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