LJ Edwards

his mum started an only fans account but couldnt make money so she jeeted a galapagos turtle on only fans, resulting in the first case of 'elj syndrome'
Symptoms include:
Always being right
Doing Boid with the peng skate
Being a prick to your mum
having no jawline

"Oh my god is that LJ Edwards?"
"I kinda feel bad for him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Edward Conover

Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”

TV reporters, articles and documentaries say that the 9/11 incident was caused by Edward Conover

by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Anthony Edwards

Michael Jordan's son. Is also the father of Nikola Jokic.

"Anthony Edwards is Jokic father"
"Send da video"

by nbafactsknower99 February 17, 2025

Princess Tianah Edwards

Princess Tianah Edwards is someone who obsesses over people with the names Owen or Kane. Tianah gets very sad when he sees Owen and his girlfriend together as she has once said, "*sigh* i just saw Owen with his girlfriend". Even thought she is in love with Tomi, she would love to date Owen

OMG That person looooooooves Owen, that MUST be Princess Tianah Edwards

by negratas March 3, 2025

Jackson William Edward Frick

The most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth. TH contour handsomeness blinds the eye by one look. The beauty in the brains caresses and simplifies the outside by the contour of person and being. Most handsome and long i mean loving and caring and beautiful and sweet and kind and intelligent and beautiful Jackson William Edward Frick is more than just one trust.

J.W.E.F: Who is the most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth?
Beautiful and really pretty girlfriend: Jackson William Edward Frick!
Side chick: I agree.

by giannahissopretty June 5, 2024