CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 08, 2021

Disorder

The best part of Toxicity - System Of A Down.

"You!
What do you own the world
How do you own DISORDER, DISORDER
Now!
Somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere...
Between the sacred silence and sleep
DISORDER, DISORDER, DISORDER!"

by viruscasper January 22, 2018

disorder

A health issue which insurance has to pay for. If it's not a disorder, they don't care.

I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, now my insurance pays for all of my therapy!

by Casabear January 24, 2023

Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

Auzz Disorder

Having trouble dealing with daily situations and not being able to cope normally

“i can’t concentrate because i have an Auzz Disorder”

by Dr hemphis PHD February 25, 2023

Phonetic Reading Disorder

Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.

"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "

by A.S.K.D April 08, 2023

Multi-personality disorder

Its a mental disorder that effects the way youself and or other people. You may have this, if tou struggle with change in personality every few weeks,Little to no sleep or activity,Being on a electronic more than usual,Feeling disconnected, Feeling more or less yourself,Trying to cope using unhealthy ways.

Get checked out for Multi-Personality Disorder.

by MentalHealthDepartment November 12, 2022