couch glue

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.

I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.

by 133764M3R March 27, 2025

Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023

couch dolphin

A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.

After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!

by effdot July 26, 2024

imma go foodstamp the couch

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries

heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz

by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020

Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021