Madeleine Cookie 

A character from the game franchise Cookie Run. He is a front defense cookie.

He is gay. Look at his hair. But he is the gayest for Espresso Cookie. That doesn’t mean he is not hot. He is arguably the hottest cookie.

I have Madeleine Cookie and Espresso Cookie on my team so I can ship them.

Madeleine Cookie by Keesws3469 April 12, 2022

Turd Cooker 

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

Turd Cooker by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022

Greased Cookie Sheet 

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”

I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night

Greased Cookie Sheet by LilPoutine May 12, 2022

Madeline Cookie 

A cookie from cookie run kingdom that gets shipped with Espresso cookie.
Madeline cookie is one of the devs favorite cookie to post about.
Please stop Madeline before he askes Espresso for a juicy kiss again. Smh

Espresso: "Thank god Madeline cookie isn't here."
Madeline: "Now you've gone and done it!"

Madeline Cookie by IhateMadelinecookiebtw May 24, 2022

licorice cookie 

a cookie from cookie run:kingdom that should totally give me his gender.. cause i want it.
it's also canon that he has melanin. (like all the other cookies of darkness)
crk artists, i beg you to stop whitewashing him in drawings. he is not a pale and pasty pastry.
he is the supplier of my gender inspiration.

"do you know who licorice cookie is?"
"oh yea, you mean that really cool cookie from crk that DEFINITELY HAS MELANIN?"
"yea!!!"

licorice cookie by yellowfangapologist November 12, 2022

Cancer Cookie 

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

Cancer Cookie by Hatr369 December 12, 2022

an unlucky cookie

Jake paul

Jake paul is an unlucky cookie

an unlucky cookie by nacho cheese with sauce November 19, 2018