Catch these birds

Means to hold your hands back from swinging into a fight.
"Hold back my hands"
hands = birds

Steve: This guy been hitting on me and my friend all night.

Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it

by freechickenmaniac September 25, 2023

catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep

- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof

by Bankmaser November 04, 2020

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

ass-catching

someone who accuses another of "dick-riding"

Then tell Sherry to stop ass-catching.

by Chappybloodlad May 04, 2023

Ultra-catch

Primary used to describe a girl who could be considered the epitome of human perfection

Damn, my girl is an ultra-catch!

by JPC97 September 26, 2014

Catch Kill

To have sex, most commonly used with someone not your partner.

Tyrice: Aye man I'm finna to catch kill on this lil' situation/
Jay: Aii man, peace.

by Shattered_x July 24, 2019

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025