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Capitalism

An economic system in which the industry and trade is controlled by private investors oppose to the goverment or society. Captialism in its purist form is known as free market capitalism. The primary objective essentially is to obtain profit. In a capitalist society, you have the right to commodities. Free market (supply and demand) is in controll of purchasers and marketers. This enables economic growth due to the fact that capitalism creates competition which incentives innovation and production.
It's completely environmentally beneficial because businesses know that if they exploit to much, their equity will deplete. Captialism leads to the dramitic decrease in poverty rates therefore benefiting all classes in humanity. As Miltion Friedman once said: "The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another". Capitalism shows that economic freedom and political freedom correlate. Lower taxes for more innovation which leads to economic growth since most wealth is produced by businesses and those businesses possess the right to obtain the profit they earn. Without Capitalism, the economy will plummet.
communism supporters: collectivism!
Capitalism supporters: individualism!
by Timmins Coalition August 8, 2021
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Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded
"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"
by DinoLG September 3, 2021
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Capitol Hill Day School

CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.

Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.

Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.
Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:

CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?

St. Peter's kid: What about it?

CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.

CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.

St. Peter's kid: WTF...
by ittybittytitties September 28, 2021
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Captain Harlock

by King Tarek November 23, 2021
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Capital B Bussin

When an object of saturation was so bountifully exquisite that just dubbing it bussin (with a lowercase b) would be a incontrovertible disservice to the bussin-in-question. Therefore, a capital B is mandated to stand before this statement as a prerequisite to a delicious specimen.
Ayo i just finished some cinnamon coochie crunch that shit was Capital B Bussin
by Dr. Boofinsmurtz November 26, 2021
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Capital Of Thailand

When someone asks you what’s the capital of Thailand they then say Bangkok (bang-cock) and hit you in the ding-a-ling
Hey marv what’s the capital of Thailand?
Idk what is it ?
BANGKOK (bangcock) *marv gets hit in the goolies*
by XxpussypounderxX January 27, 2022
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Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022
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