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Canada's History

The sexual act in which you pour maple syrup into a cup half way. You then collect moose leavings and put it into the Stanly Cup. Saw off moose antlers from either a live moose or a wall mounted moose head, you mix the syrup and moose scat with one antler. With the other you are to have a female or male partner and you spank the person with the antler. With the cup you pour the syrup/moose scat over the person. As you do, you are to sing the canadian anthem. After the cup is empty the person covered in the stuff is to vomit into the cup, and you are to jack off into it and mix this with the first antler. This you are to pour over you while naming Canada's provenses. After you have poured the vomit/cum over you, you and the partner is to fist eachother's asses at the same time, and saying "eh?" over and over.
1.The most vial and distrubing sexual act I have ever heared of is called Canada's History

2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot
by dothebedn February 6, 2010
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canadian jukebox

When someone starts singing a song, and the another joins in, and then someone starts singing another song, repeat, keep interrupting and such; just keep starting songs, showing off all the songs you know, singing loudly together
On the bus, Madison was singing, and David joined in, but I didn't like the song they were singing, so I sung another one, and other people changed my song, and the bus became a Canadian Jukebox.
by EwMayonnaise June 29, 2007
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Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.
"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."
by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008
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Canadian Necrophiliac

I was ice fishing the other day, eh, and Jim got shit faced and passed out so I let him freeze to death. Then I gave him the Canadian Necrophiliac.
by P Labs April 16, 2010
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Canadian Conveyer Belt

The act of taking a piss while drinking something at the same time.
Bro I just had the longest "Canadian Conveyer Belt"
by DutchNugget&CroationSensation November 16, 2010
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Canadian Cooler

A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.

Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.
"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".

"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".
by hockeyguy071 November 23, 2010
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Canadian Fridge

The act of stuffing as much ice cream as you can into a lady's vagina and then engaging in penetrative sex with said vagina.
White Guy - You actually did the Canadian Fridge with her?
Black Dude - Yeah, but she was worried about getting pregnant, so I used an ice cream cone as a condom.
White Guy - So you did the Canadian Fridge with a Canadian Condom. Pointy tip?
Black Dude - Hell yeah.
by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011
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