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country cash

A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.
Girl, what are we doing tonight?

COUNTRY CASH!!!
by PGHPopper July 19, 2011
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Country Social

Also known as ‘white people social’ or ‘white woman social’ as this type of social interaction is most regularly used between two white women.
Definition:

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing? *huge hug and cheek kisses*

Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?

Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!

Jane: Fantastic! Send them my love!! See you later. *walks away*

John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: what? No, I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social
by jellybelly27 June 9, 2022
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country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.
I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.
by Geezity June 17, 2016
mugGet the country bidetmug.

country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
by confederationnn November 2, 2014
mugGet the country sit downmug.

Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
mugGet the Country bumpkinmug.

Big Country

A person you work with who is partially retarded and acts like they do all the work but really all they do is watch everyone else and rages really bad when they do have to do something, also known to act like a boss and order everyone around also known to yell at dirt, also someone who is big country likes to wallow is the mud to make it look like they actually worked.
Hey did you see that big country he was throwing a fit because he actually had to do something, ya he was so mad he started throwing everything and looked the mud and yelled STOP COMING!!!!
by anonymous August 15, 2024
mugGet the Big Countrymug.

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