A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.
"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
by Cionadh July 19, 2023

"Boomer is in the hallway"
by big boy upstaris October 15, 2019

boomer buddies are big assholes who steal cum socks and penis music. don’t trust them they’ll make you slaves and steal your children.
boomer buddies are retards and fools, but not as foolish as the gay gang 🤢🤢 faguhrts nigga. not very smart and they all have stupid quotes
melon: poop water 😍
burnt: these fools
rat: fun fact- 10 million cum socks get stolen every year
gurgle: jews
melon: poop water 😍
burnt: these fools
rat: fun fact- 10 million cum socks get stolen every year
gurgle: jews
by Melongolf March 13, 2020

by Jshshxhdhsh November 12, 2019

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023

Old person says some shit about how the world was better in the good old days.
Younger person: Ok boomer
Younger person: Ok boomer
by Kuniz November 18, 2019
