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Blakely

A small town in southwest Georgia near Donalsonville and Colquitt. The average gpa is 1.4. If you can read a paragraph without stuttering you’re considered a genius. Everybody knows each other and everybody has agenda whether it’s poisoning it citizens or fucking your best friends sister. Enjoy the smell of peanut dust and cocoa butter as you cross into this quiet, and quaint town where every convienence store is ran by the same Indian guy.
Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!
by Broke Back Mountain Guy March 28, 2019
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Blakely

Blakely is a crazy, sweet, and caring person. She is amazing to her friends and sometimes her sister, but can be a butt to her family. She is mostly beautiful and kind and an AMAZING dancer.
Look at that! Blakely is putting her feet over her head!”
by paytonolivia November 10, 2019
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Blake

A person that doesn’t understand anything , an fboy , takes hours to reply while his snap score is going up and ignore people that care about him.
Person one:”boyfriend isn’t answering me”
Person two:”i know, he’s being such a Blake”
by Blake is a douche May 9, 2020
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Blake

The name of somebody who everybody on urban dictionary calls a boy and simps for.
Hi! I'm Blake the FEMALE lesbian who is also bigender and everybody simps for my dead name too.
by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
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Riding the Bike

To defecate in a public toilet. Usually used between friends or co-workers without bringing attention to those around them.
Ray: Where is Chuck?
Allan: He is riding the bike.
Ray: I should have known...he rides it everyday after lunch.
by sstallionn7 August 12, 2009
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National High School Mountain Bike Day

June 27th, 2010
It's been the dream of all high school mountain bike racers, their coaches, parents, and close friends since the start of the first high school mountain bike league in 2000. Now, on June 27th, 2010, NICA (National Interscholastic Cycling Association) transformed from "idea" to legal fact with the filing of numerous forms. NICA is now a central governing organization in high school mountain bike racing in the United States. High School mountain bike racing is now considered an official, national sport.

June 27th, 2010 is the day that high school mountain biking is going to be celebrated by all whose it concerns.
Person 1: National High School Mountain Bike Day?? Mountain biking isn't a real sport!

Person 2: Check it, bro: (brings up CyclingNews.com article about high school mountain bike racing becoming an official sport) and don't hate

Person 1: ...Well, it's still lame.
by Mrs_Matthew_Bellamy July 5, 2010
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Blake

Blake- known as some super hot hacking kid that never looks like a nerd but he is and yeah BIG PENIS! and puffy nipples and pimps all the bitches with the godsmack all well playing some rs and some wow and cod mw2 and some halo 3 all at the same fucking time niggers all in all blake is pro sauce (sexy hair!) *quite voice* venmtrillio ownz ;D
Alexa: Blake wanna come chill?

Blake: sure let me pwn some noobs on cod and halo first ;D

Alexa: kk so ull come after

Blake: no fuck that lemme rat some nerds then come

Alexa:Fine but you have a big wee wee

Blake: Ik ik calm ur bean ill make it rain later ;D

Alexa: what?

Blake: by that i mean make it rain money and pussy juice ;D

Alexa: fuck yeahhh ^_^
by Alexa666111 July 11, 2010
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