banditing

Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette. this definition is named after a person named Banditsolos, or more preferably Atakbandit.

"nigga, stop fucking banditing."
"its not my fault im so damn hungry i start banditing"

by aboodthereal October 11, 2025

BBL BANDIT

Someone with a really bad looking BBL. One where the ass is huge but the legs are skinny, showing that the BBL is just awful looking.

Bob: Dude look at that BBL Bandit!
Jack: Yeah it looks so bad!

by Baseball2323 November 1, 2025

Booty Bandit

A person who is known for stealing or claiming ownership of someone else’s romantic or sexual partner, often in a deceptive or manipulative manner.

Lisa is a booty bandit. She stole my date last week.

by i.am.bozer November 7, 2025

Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)

Chicago gang known for gobbling glizzies by licking the tip of the glizzy before eating it and throwing your head back to swallow it in one sitting.

Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)-Did you see “MATOS” destroy that hot dog like one of the chicago glizzy bandits (CGBs).

by Zerothreethirty November 21, 2025

Boss Bandit

A card used in popular mobile game Clash Royale that requiresno skill whatsoever. It has tons of HP and urgently needs a nerf. Its mainly used by fags, gays and other members of the LGBTQIA+ community. "Straight" users are rarely just fatherless, most of them are worse than you can imagine.

Mental hospital: Why have you brought us this person, there appears to be nothing wrong with him?
Person that brought Boss Bandit player(Obviously a chad): He's using Boss Bandit.
Mental hospital: Understandable, have a great day.

by Slomag6 November 29, 2025

Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person that goes around and shits on people while they are asleep.

"Did you jear about the Bedtime Brownie Bandit? I heard he struck again last week"

by SwiftJace December 16, 2025

Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.

Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???

by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025