Beer Pong

What douchebags were born playing.

"Congratulations ma'm, you just gave birth to a douche! Look at that, he's playing beer pong at the nursery already!"

by Anti-Douche March 15, 2009

beer cock

The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking.

Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."

by Omar the Piledriver March 14, 2009

beer

The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.

When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy

by embarg0 May 26, 2006

Session Beer

A beer that goes well with marijuana smoking, or more specifically, a beer that is good to drink during a marijauna smoking session.

"Hey man, let's go pick up some Heinekens and Sierra Nevadas before the session, I'm gettin fuckin faded tonight!"

"Nah man, fuck that. Red Stripe is my favorite session beer!"

by JSnoop March 29, 2010

am-beer-dextrous

The ability to perform duties with you less dominant hand because your preferred hand has both a beer and a cigarette in it.

That girl must be am-beer-dextrous! She texting with her left and still smokin' and drinkin!

by Jill Hopkins April 24, 2005

beer booger

1. A collection of rogue lime pulp that sticks to the outside rim of a Corona beer bottle. This is the result of Corona beer lime insertion. Subsequent to taking a swig or sip from the offending beer bottle, the "beer booger" or “booga” will stick to one’s lip or side of face. At the moment of discovery it is clear that everyone in close proximity is mocking you behind your back. This results in forfeiting any chance in having sex with a new sex partner.

2. A lime stuck inside the bottle of Corona beer.

Oh, a beer booger(moment of silence). Fuck.

by Dustin K April 22, 2005

beer and skittles

An expression that roughly equates to cool, tight, awesome, etc.

Derived from the phrase not all beer and skittles.

- Broham, this shit's so beer and skittles.

- Brochacho, I got tickets to the show.
- That's beer and skittles, bro.

by Brogaine Foam July 26, 2010