austin myers

Someone from a horror movie with a very big forehead. Hes a big fucker.

Dude your such a austin myers

by foog buster January 8, 2020

Austin

Only dates females of the descent of Asia. Has multiple bunkers with children inside all forced to learn the ancient power of Mongolian throat singing.

There’s Austin on his way to abduct more children to teach Mongolian throat singing

by BooF God February 29, 2020

Austin

You are a literal god. No one can tell you otherwise.

Everyone: bow down to Austin. Our lord and savior.

by EchoGod July 8, 2019

Austin

The stupid son of a bitch who gets caught with anything and everything... even planning his break up.Suprised that dick even got a girlfreind he should gor rot in hell.I hope he is never reincarnated into a living species. Something. Nobody may know but hes German and jewish.

And that's why I hate myself -Austin

Dam Austin really hates himself.

Yeah right I dont feel bad for him.

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Austin

Normally shorter than all his friends is kind of a retard he embarrasses people is not very healthy like to hang up on people and likes to play I message games. Normally has dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. He is very stupid in the heat of the moment and likes to say he is tall and call people short but he is not. Retarded 🤪

Austin is very short

by ###girl### January 25, 2020

Austin

A "teenager" acts like an autistic kid . Sleeps all the time , cries for no reason and try to seek attention from literally every female teacher but get scolded by every single teacher

Person 1: L bozo you trash
Person 2: Bruh, stop saying that
Person 1: Ok, You're such an Austin
Person 2 (To Herman Lai): 我懷疑佢霸凌我
Person 1: L + ratio + no friends + sleepy + no black pen

by Autistic Tape inventor November 30, 2023

Austin

KS❤️🔐

Austin loves KS❤️🔐

by Fieoddjfj November 6, 2021