Asian kiss

The act of sexual submission where one lover kisses and massages his or her partner's anus using lips and tongue.

"...kneeling, she bent her head lower and gave him the Asian Kiss, the ultimate act of obeisance and submission."

by BoomBang385 June 25, 2009

asian tank

A large man with a small dick of an asian that goes down on really hot women

Dude for like the past week youve been an asian tank.

by GMcdee June 28, 2008

Inner Asian

A force every person has inside. It makes you do things and wear stuff that the weird Asian man wearing toms with socks on does.

Person: Man I love that Pokemon backpack you're wearing.

2nd Person: Thanks I'm embracing my inner Asian

by WHO INVENTED INNER ASIAN? ME! December 22, 2010

asian goggles

when a man puts his balls over somebody's eyes.

brighton denison gave a man asian goggles.

by brighton denison January 21, 2010

what the asian

A phrase said to state that one is in total disbelief or confusion as to what has happened, or what is happening.

Girl//Guy walking beside you :
"I'm gay and love meatballs."
You:
"WHAT THE ASIAN?!?"

by Sallie_ik December 4, 2007

Jehovah's Asian

When a Dirty Little Asian starts believing in god and tries hard not to have impure thoughts about women.

Eugene doesn't talk about Julia the way he use to. He turned Jehovah's Asian.

by Chu Mei November 18, 2017

Desperate Asian

An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.

Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?

Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.

Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014