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Alexander Dumbass

The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco
Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"
by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022
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Alexander Salanyk

Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.

Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?

anyone: the best person in the multiverse.

you: you like him?

everyone: we all do.
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022
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alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022
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alexxanderr

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
alexander is the best person ever, and nobody can take that from him. 💕

do you know alex? i like him!

well duh, everybody does- and both of those things!

well he likes me so???

shush ur just a pick me sophia

‘alexxanderr’
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022
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Alexander

Dude can be a little weird…you’d expect him to be quiet and shy but once you get to know him, you realize that he’s a good listener. He might leave you from time to time, but he’ll come back with something new that happened to him, or he’ll be interested in what’s being going on with you. He might seem serious and bossy sometimes but in the end he’s a great friend. I’m glad he’s my friend 😊
Some person: Who’s that bossy dude? 🙄
Other person: Oh that’s Alexander, but dw he’s a good guy.
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Alexandra

Alexandra is a disgusting vile being of a human specimen. If you ever encounter someone named Alex or Alexandra, run away immediately. Do not trust whatever the hell they say and always insult them because oh my god, they suck! If you are friends with an Alexandra right now, you need to drop them immediately because they right now brain washing you into liking Alexandra's. Do not look them in the eye because they eat you, trust me, I saw them at 3AM (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Person 1: Hey dude, is that an Alexandra right over there?
Person 2: OH HELL NAH, WE GOTTA GO BRO.
by SuchGoomba November 26, 2022
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Alezander

An ancient horny monster who became a deprived soul which lurked in the shadows of east New York
Male 1: Hey have you heard the story of the ancient horny monster?

Male 2: Alezander? Yeah bro that backstory is top-Tier
by Him Duncan November 30, 2022
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