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Date definitions

Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions
Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all

And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 18, 2019
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Weird Dating

When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.
by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018
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were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you
Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020
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Date rape

Did he date rape me on my date?
by 459395 February 26, 2022
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Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
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Default Date

Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
by docsterx July 31, 2011
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magnum date

a magnum date is a romantic evening at home involving a magnum bottle of wine, a magnum ice cream bar, and a magnum condom.
Last night me and my gurl had a magnum date and boy howdy, I am SPENT!
by dougie smalls August 21, 2012
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