derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

by derivatives-chad June 03, 2022

chad ultimate minecrafter

the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp

have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter

by swiftspider6184 January 26, 2022

Pull a Chad

When you go out of your way to try and be sweet and helpful for someone hoping for a specific outcome but with the largest probability of it failing.

D: I’m gonna go give a bunch of 42 roses to the cute girl I met at the store earlier.
R: Do you know her name? Who she is? Her phone number?
D: no.
R: So how are you gonna give it to her?
D: I’m going to wait at the same spot in the store with it until I see her again.
R: So you’re gonna pull a Chad?

by Firelord_Fluffy November 27, 2019

Omega chad

Omega Chad's are just myths. The chaddests of shade but weaker then the Gigachads. Gets many women

Girl:damn Brendens so hot
Girl 2:Yeah he's like a Omega chad

by 1L0veMyL1f3694308181 September 24, 2022

Chad bro

The coolest and chillest mf around. A chad bro just reeks positivity, he will spot you at the gym or lend you a couple bucks if needed. Constantly uses phrases such as bro, dude, that’s dope, or sickkkk

Guy1: Hey Chad-bro, can I borrow some twenties?
Chad-bro: No problem dude.
Guy2: That Chad-bro was so chill bro. I think I might wanna be a chad bro now.
Guy1: Agreed bro. Let’s both be Chad-Bros.

by chaddies July 15, 2021

Step-Chad

A mythical creature imagined by single moms as an attractive, successful, muscular Alpha man who will come save the single moms and their children and rescue them from the streets. Step-Chad will bend at the knee and give in to every demand of a single mom without any authority over the home or children. When the single mom sees that Step-Chad isn't coming she will cry, whine, and blame men for not stepping up and taking care of her and her kids, essentially playing victim and taking no responsibility for her situation.

Destiny still can't find a Step-Chad for her crotch goblins.

by pivotman October 05, 2023

Chad Morgan

The singing beaver.

Here's Chad Morgan singing the shiek of scrubby creek.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 02, 2020