Cone Pony

Sexy female flaggers on the job site

Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Pony’s! Who’s dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

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tommyinnit and philzaminecraft old man

- mayatheplant

"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."

by maya yuh June 4, 2021

RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

by DoctorDark November 10, 2024

Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 2, 2024

Mangione the Pony

Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.

We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.

by dashcalabash December 19, 2024

Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025