Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

Date rape

raping someone on a date

Did he date rape me on my date?

by 459395 February 26, 2022

were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

grease date

Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.

Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!

by Kitty_Leroux September 11, 2016

lavender dating

A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.

Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.

by JamieChan May 14, 2017

phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.

-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating

by will-o March 7, 2011

pre-date

When person A takes a person of interest (person B) out to lunch but does not pay. Person B does not know it is a pre-date and is for person A to evaluate whether they would like to go on a date with the person. Each person pays for their own meal.

I am taking Sally to Spring Roll on a pre-date to see if I would like to date her.

by Dr. Joey November 23, 2015