Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

sir fluff

Amazing animator that i would watch 24/7

Did you see that video sir fluff posted? It was amazing!

by Haha memes April 29, 2019

Prison Flush

When you flush a turd immediately after splashdown in order to protect the olfactory sensibilities of those in the immediate vicinity. Useful in prison, office bathrooms, at home, and in the hospital.

-Next time you’re gonna stink up the cell, you better prison flush or you’re getting shanked.

-That poor nursing assistant might have died from the smell if I hadn’t prison flushed.

by SickCNA April 8, 2019

Louisville Flute

When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.

His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.

by WOMBAT86 April 13, 2019

vibrating flute

When your having anal sex and your partner farts in your urethra resulting in a “vibrating flute”.

That’s my personal definition.

Hey bro I was banging this girl in the butt and she farted and gave me a vibrating flute

by Negro-Steve April 25, 2019

Zoom flume

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.

“Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy”

by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020

Push the fluffy

A sexual position between a man and woman where the woman (preferably with a nice big, round ass) lies flat on her stomach and the man straddles her from behind. The man can prop himself up with his arms or lie on top of her and kiss her all over her neck or mouth. Very intimate and perfect for a quickie.

(Woman) Good morning love...how can I take care of you? Wanna Push the fluffy?
(Man) In the middle of the night, gently wakes the woman and asks to Push the fluffy.

Feels great and requires very little effort to enjoy sexual intimacy and of course to get off

by DNA in the NW September 8, 2013