Summered

When you totally misread a relationship and end up feeling all confused and a little heartbroken because, surprise, the other person wasn’t on the same page. Basically, you got played… but in a cute kind of way. Inspired by 500 Days of Summer.

- I thought we had something special, but then I got summered — turns out she just wasn’t that into me.
-Be careful dating him, or you might get summered like I did.
-Dude, don’t get your hopes up too fast or you might end up getting summered.
-She ghosted me after three dates. Yup, definitely got summered.

by Justaguywithnothingtodo June 12, 2025

Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.

Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.

by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011

summer and rosey

A retard Bob with no smartness just dumb forever summer and rosey is a retarded Bob

Wow that’s a MEGA BOB summer and rosey

by Fuusiiswijwmwjwjwje March 24, 2022

Summered

When someone leads you on and gives you the illusion that there is a relationship to be had but they never feel the same way. Sometimes they are very direct with you, sometimes they are not, could leave mixed signals. They lead you on for the longest time knowing what you want and they never give it you, essentially wasting your time in the long run.
From 500 Days Of Summer

Sam: Look, I think you're really sweet - but I just don't feel the same way yet.
Joe: Is there a chance in the future?
Sam: Maybe
~5 months later
Sam: Haha oh my gosh Joe, you're so cute.
Joe: Haha yeaah we should kiss
Sam: But not like that.
Joe: Alright Sam, let's just cut to the chase, do you like me or not? I'm tired of getting Summered.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Pull A Summer

About to ghost someone that you're talking to

im about to pull a summer on you

by frogyking June 21, 2022

Summer S Holiday

Summer Holiday is the girlfriend to Lyric Walker. Summer is suspected to be from the Sun after Lyric Walker created the Universe. Summer is kind and supports Lyric through hard times.

Summer S Holiday is quite the hottie, no no I don't find her attractive, she is melting my skin off.

by BaconBoi2000 March 30, 2023

Alabama Summer Twister

When a sweaty pair of balls gets defecated on and then a vape cloud descends upon the shit.

Will orgasmed from the Alabama Summer Twister that Megan happily delivered last night.

by Comerw March 7, 2019