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Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.
After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.
by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018
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Fuck around and find out

Past tense version: Fucked around and found out.

1. When a person or people do or are going to do something idiotic or dangerous that will lead undoubtedly to consequences.

2. A threat. When someone is warning another that if they do a certain thing (e.g. Punching the person) they will attack them physically.
1. Rachel decided to poke a sleeping bear with a stick, the bear woke up and mauled her. She fucked around and found out.

2. Jake and Barry are arguing with each other, Barry readies his fist as if going to punch Jake. Jake looks him in the eyes and says "You want to Fuck around and find out?"
Barry punches Jake, Jake proceeds to beat up Barry.
by BitchLikeIcareYipYip January 4, 2023
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cleanin out my closet

The one of the best Eminem songs of all time.
Dude 1: I never listen to Eminem
Dude 2: Not even Cleanin Out My Closet?
by FunRunner May 17, 2018
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keep your nose out

Keep your nose out means keep your nose of of business that doesn't concern you.
Keep your nose out of my business Bob this doesn't concern you what so ever.
by Thingymbob November 19, 2016
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Fuck her brains out

The act of shooting someone in the head with a large caliber round and proceeding to have sex with the bullet hole.
1 "Dude, I'm totally gonna fuck her brains out tonight."

2 "No man that's not cool, that's fucked up."

1 "You mean it will be."
by Jdhdiehdudbdunsd August 31, 2013
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Will you go out with me?

A way of asking a woman out on a date....not to be your girlfriend....on a DATE!
Joe: Will you go out with me?
Jane: Sure! Movies at 7?
Joe: Sounds great
by smartiiiiiiiipants December 30, 2010
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you oughta look out

Another definition to YOLO, seen in The Lonely Island's vídeo.
Yolo stands for You oughta look out
by bátima October 28, 2013
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