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Balls

AKA where everyone kicks you
paul: gimme some head
steven: *kicks balls*
SUCKMA balls
by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024
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Balls

Balls have a lot of definitions 😁

Balls like for sports, soccer, basketball

Balls that are toys…😁 like bouncy balls or ballpit balls
Balls that all males possess 😁
Damn he has nice balls 🏀

Yesterday at night he showed me his…anyway you can finish that 😁
by ArminAlertmypookieee March 24, 2024
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Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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Bowling Ball Food Catch

A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.
Boy 1: Do you Want to play Bowling Ball Food Catch?
Boy 2: yeah I'm down.
by Full Government Name September 19, 2024
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Poké Ball

When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"
Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"
by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016
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Molly balling

The act of bringing ones knees closer to your chest by Sitting curled up like a ball while Rolling fucking balls on MDMA.
That guy over there must be rolling because he looks so happy now that he discovered Molly Balling.
by tylerluvsraves September 14, 2016
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all the balls

Used to refer to something that sucks to the point where it doesn't just suck balls, it sucks all the balls.
Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!
Person 854302L: That must suck all the balls
by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 8, 2021
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