D I A B E E T U S

When U have had bad eating habits and U eat sugar every day instead of the food U SHOULD have

I H A V E D I A B E E T U S

by s22jjames December 18, 2018

call me so i can make it juicy for you

a booty call,to call somebody to make em' horny

call me so i can make it juicy for you

by Bone21 May 23, 2008

i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

a declaration of true love

shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

by redshank January 27, 2008

i just wanna break you down so badly

a line from the song Makedamnsure by the band Taking Back Sunday

You've got this new head filled up with smoke
I've got my veins all tangled close
To the jukebox bars you frequent
The safest place to hide
A long night spent with your most obvious weakness
You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want
'Cause you are everything I'm not

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit
It talks, it says, "You, oh, you are so cool."
"Scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red."
You hollow out my hungry eyes
You hollow out my hungry eyes

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I'm gonna make damn sure that you can't ever leave
No, you won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
I'll make damn sure that you can't ever leave
No, you won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far...

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I'm gonna make damn sure
I just wanna break you down so badly
I just wanna break you down so badly (damn sure)
In the worst way (worst way)

by galabagah June 22, 2006

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

by pussysmack November 2, 2020

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019