Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,

Your girlfriend is a cocks

by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

Cock

A sound a chicken makes. What do you think I was going to say?! Go away your dirty minded faggot.

Cockadoodledoo!

by memes_of_supreme February 18, 2020

cock review

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.

-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.

by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021

cock your hole

put a cock in your hole

A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Cockroach Cock

An insult used for the most Cocky of Cockroach Cocks/assholes.

That guy Nate is a Cockroach Cock.

by CockroachCock December 30, 2022

Cock Mogging

To be 'mogged' by a cock, or for someone to have a more appealing penis than you (usually via size).

"Haha, I'm totally cock mogging your tiny stub!"

by LunaticCultist9987 November 24, 2024