Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

Stanky Balls

It's a slang term for balls that smell so bad that you can smell it across the room.

Yo Rudolph you've got some Stanky Balls , maybe you should wash more.

by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019

Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.

Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.

by evilsid666 May 8, 2014

Ball cheese

The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more

Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.

by Thecheesemastersmeller October 13, 2021

rice-balling

Asian form of tea bagging

Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”

by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018

back ball

When a naked man is walking away and you see the back side of his testicles

There is way too much back ball in Game of Thrones

by Hi I'm Dustpan September 9, 2022

chicken monkey balls

chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls; the school lunch that they serve us; the school wifi

Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025