The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.
by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019
Get the Brown Ball Stampmug. A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.
Rick my balls, bitch.
Shut up and rick my balls.
The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.
Shut up and rick my balls.
The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.
by GHL Champion December 6, 2013
Get the rick my ballsmug. The unfortunate effect of excessive heat on male genitalia resulting in an insane amount of perspiration in the testicular region.
I was going to go to the carnival last night, but it was so hot out I got niagara balls as soon as i walked outside.
by SuddenlySilly November 13, 2011
Get the Niagara Ballsmug. by alleniversonmydad665 June 27, 2017
Get the Ball Upmug. 
1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
Get the Balls to contactmug. Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”
by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018
Get the rice-ballingmug.