And that’s why I love you and what you do because you’re the good one and me? I’m also the good one. We’re both the good ones. You’re a master of what you do because it make it look like my ideas are being opposed without me being exposed as a charlatan. It lends to my credibility in spite of the fact that what you’re saying is critical”
Hym “That’s what a Narcissist does. Love-bombing. He’s a narcissist. Just ask Teal Swan (who is NOTa cult leader and is an absolute gem... maybe... possibly not. I don’t really know). Narcissist. And he has a frowny-face about the A.I. thing because the thing I said might actually work because I’M THE THING I SAY I AM. A Genius. Hurray me!”
by Hym Iam November 26, 2022
by astrotom September 18, 2022
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 08, 2024
by reveluv June 18, 2019
a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.
"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."
by whereisuno January 31, 2021
When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 23, 2025
This is a love that is all so daunting. It is when two star-crossed lovers fall head over heels but the timing never aligns. One loves far too early and the other far too late.
"Do you see the vision shnookums?" - Puffer
10 years later...
"Have you always had that twinkle in your eye?" - Mammoth
belated love at its finest.
10 years later...
"Have you always had that twinkle in your eye?" - Mammoth
belated love at its finest.
by 6823740329482390 May 02, 2024