Bronze Star Gay

A gay man who formerly had sex with women, but who has now sworn off such behavior.

Chester's penis enjoyed a vastly improved lifestyle once his owner became a Bronze Star Gay and upgraded his sex life from women to men.

by The Zeffster June 1, 2025

Eat Chicken You're Gay

On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.

If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...

by Alexa Jannett October 20, 2021

gay

Preferring to facetime guys over girls
To stutter 6 ft around a girl

Man, this guy seems gay. He loves to facetime guys over girls

by hahahaimsosadhahah June 3, 2024

Gay Knitting Era

The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.

"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"

by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022

gay

justice is gay.
when she’s a girls toes she feels gay and she is automatically attracted to her.

“I saw this girls toes and damn i think I’m gay.” said justice

by valval666 May 22, 2019

Black and Gay

An universal, reality-warping, ominipotent being.

Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.

Can't be touched or harmed by any means.

Manager : Dammit, im tired of Chaz incompetence, its his third slip just this week. I swear this time i will fire him for good.

Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."

Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"

by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023

Gay

Me

I'm gay

by Hayden_Loves_Geesus June 8, 2019