by a world war 2 fan October 18, 2022
Get the Dick and ballsmug. by OyuDays May 26, 2022
Get the Cock and Ballsmug. This women has superpowers far beyond what the eye can see. She will enter your life and transform you from the inside out, inspiring confidence and strength you never knew you had. She is divinely beautiful, one glance at her and you will realize that if you were able to construct your perfect woman, she would pale in comparison to the radiance of Isabel’s smile, her gentle almond shaped eyes, strong eyebrows and soft long brunette hair that flows perfectly from her head down to her chest. She dances like she’s on fire, mesmerizing audiences with a conviction that connects to the very spirit of life itself. Her kindness is almost unbelievable, she empathizes deeply, sees you for who you are and inspires you to be your best. To know her is to love her and she certainly is loved. You will let her steal your heart and be glad that it is hers and she is yours. The keys to her heart are Merlot, stir fry and Mac DeMaraco. If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go. She is incredible.
by MartiniPalace May 22, 2019
Get the isabel ballmug. This girl just sent me a double sphere pic, and I asked for 8 ball immediately after to show my disinterest
by Séan Miller February 26, 2022
Get the cool, 8 ball?mug. by Jay_dog567565577 May 29, 2020
Get the Puff ballmug. by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022
Get the Big emoji ballmug. I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
Get the dicksicle and frozen ball surprisemug.