Balled

The act of putting a males genitals in each of another person's nostrils.

Did you see Jessica just get balled

by Asshole that steals bagels November 23, 2021

Tactical Balls Deeping

When Ori doesn't believe its a thing.

Ori, its tactical balls deeping for a reason.

by vegarth July 28, 2017

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky September 25, 2016

ball socks

When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping

I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea

by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 April 14, 2018

4 star ball

The act of men named Pat fishing for compliments

I will get a big fish and a 4 star ball.

by EROCKMAC December 13, 2016

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 22, 2021

Ball braiding

A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.

I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski

by Joaqúin Hanzais Santos November 06, 2022