john cock

has a big penits

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by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023

cock

always has a big one knows it’s way in bed always lays eggs greek tall and blue eyes and smallest cock you’ll see on one of these are 8 inches biggest 15

let me shove my cock inside of you

by alexthepimp February 3, 2022

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Cock and ball torture

When ari shits out clumpy fags and lick cloe hair cock my gussy lumps with some fag holes

Fuck you - frankie❤️

When he fucked me so hard until my niagara Falls vagina creamed with the power of Zeus

Cock and ball torture is very smexy

by My air fell off in my cupcake November 12, 2021

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023