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smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone
Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.
by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011
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Ball cheese

The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more
Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.
by Thecheesemastersmeller October 13, 2021
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Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.
That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.
by Rockslinga September 20, 2016
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ball

(noun, slang)

A viral slang term used as a gender-neutral, often affectionate or ironic substitute for words like “bitch,” “bae,” or “girl/guy.” Popularized through social media, especially TikTok and X (Twitter), “ball” is commonly used to refer to someone you’re close to, obsessed with, or ride-or-die for — whether it’s your best friend, partner, or someone you’re just down bad for.

Usage is playful and context-driven, often used in memes, captions, or casual speech.

Origin: The term originated as a satirical or memeified way to soften or replace harsher slang like “bitch,” evolving into its own distinct term with humorous and affectionate tones. Often used to express obsession or loyalty.

Note: Not to be confused with actual sports balls. Unless you’re in your feelings about a basketball too, in which case… carry on.
Examples:
• “That’s my ball right there. Don’t touch her.”
• “You know I’d do anything for my ball.”
• “I saw him texting another girl. Like??? I AM the ball.”
by ItsKobYT May 26, 2025
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Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
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Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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Ball-out

Balling-out, is an ancient technique when one puts their testicles in the waistband of their pants. Showing their balls to everyone.
Franco when Ball-out and is now a sex offender, because he was within 100ft of a school.
by Loobie69 August 6, 2022
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