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McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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me when the:

A: "me when the:"
B: "relatable."
by TheMilkConsumer October 17, 2022
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no me

The best way to confuse your opponent in a no u battle
How people know you have yourself
Person 1: Your Stupid
Person 2: no u

Person 1: no u

Person 2: no u

Person 1: no me
Everyone in a 3 mile radius: - stunned-
by Trash_and_a_half December 5, 2018
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MAMI KISS ME

you want your mami kiss you.
"MAMI KISS ME!"
"Johnathan... I'm your mother and how did you learn spanish?..."
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Pass me a sprite

When a person asking for said sprite is sexually aroused.
Stewbert, pass me a sprite because I’m feeling romantical.
by Rosa Parks Party Bus October 17, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>They CHose TO have Sensual & Sexual Intercourse With Me, I Can interpret It Any Which Way I Want<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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