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gurt: you sucked her blood
Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???
gurt: oh right.
gurt: you sucked her blood
Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???
gurt: oh right.
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Person E: Same.
Person B: Wanna have lesbian sex?
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Person D: Me too
Person B and Person E: Ok
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Person D: Me too
Person B and Person E: Ok
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