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Vampire sex

When you’re having sex and your blood is being sucked. Could be by a human or vampire.
Kevin: yogurt me and Jess had hard vampire sex last night

gurt: you sucked her blood

Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???

gurt: oh right.
by jansvamo December 7, 2025
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Vietcong sex trap

To be tricked into having sex with a well disguised trans woman specifically an asian one
When me and my fellas went to ‘nam, we were tricked into the vietcong sex trap… me and Nicco were the only ones that survived
by Darkening m’coon December 8, 2025
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sex offensive

Somebody whose sexual proclivities are so out there that they may offend the general public.
Chris Hoffmann is not a sex offenDER.... He is a sex offensive. He likes smelling women's sweaty behinds .
by TheSexOffensive December 16, 2025
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Fuckaholic sex

High risk sex.

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I'm going to gorilla fuckaholic sex on your animal home.
by Modern Women December 16, 2025
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French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.
Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....
by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025
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lesbian sex

a moment where 2 (or more) girls seem to love each other just as much as a man and a woman do, so they fuck each other. could be rubbing your clits against each other or using a dildo.
Person B: I love you, as a lesbian.
Person E: Same.
Person B: Wanna have lesbian sex?
Person E: Sure.
Person D: Me too
Person B and Person E: Ok
by Sammyni Spyderini December 21, 2025
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National Sex Day

The day where everyone that has over 1,000 karma on reddit disappears.
Normal Human Being: "Hey in 5 seconds it's gonna be National Sex Day!"

Reddit mod: "Well tha-"
by Someguyusingurbandictionary December 26, 2025
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