j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011

J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.

That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

J Work

Jump Shot

Damn!! His J Work Stupid son!

by joe989966 October 29, 2010

Franco J

Franco J is a proffesional rapper who has over 30 grammys, 7 kids choice awards and 3 teen choice award. Franco J became famous after his best freind (Purple Aki) let him feature on his disstrack. Franco repayed his debt by shouting out aki in his song " This goes to all of my aki's to the sisters the realist hijabis".

Franco J is my favourite rapper.

by Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson December 25, 2021

The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful

Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur

by LijmPistool June 16, 2022

car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

by R-Dave September 23, 2020