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Kristian Walker

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Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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Kristian Walker

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Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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Kristian Walker

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Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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Kristian Walker

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Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl
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Tillich-Walker Paradox

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The Tillich-Walker paradox is a paradox that occurs when an individual has sufficient statistical knowledge to know the power necessary, or the requisite n sample size to draw meaningful conclusions about a sample pool of sexual partners, yet due precisely to this eggheaded knowledge they are unlikely to attract a sufficient number of mates to ever attain statistical significance in their own sample of sexual partners.
Oh man, Christian Tillich-Walker knows how many partners he needs, but he'll never be able to reach that number, I guess that's why they call it the Tillich-Walker paradox!
by tom32 March 15, 2018
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Daz Wacked

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To get “daz wacked” Is to get absolutely mortal on frosty jacks, marijuana, MDMA and Mkat and try to feel up anyone in site.
Then proceed to let anyone in your house and have a massive drug fuelled sesh.
“I got absolutely Daz Wacked last night!”
by BigPdogondascene May 28, 2018
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