Urban Dictionary

What are you retarded? You are ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE RIGHT NOW!

Joe: Can you search pinaples on the Urban Dictionary?
Yuri: Sure. Wait... Did u just mispell pineapples? What the fuck?
Joe: Srry! Didn't know! We're talking right now!
Yuri: Youre irritating
Joe: It's you're. Retard.

by VultureA December 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where people come to secretly look up internet words that they pretend to know around their friends. Also the site you are currently viewing, so, hello.

Guy: Hey dude. Did you see Tyler last night? He was totally starwanking
Other guy: Uh, yeah totally, dude *Looks it up on Urban Dictionary*

by TheGuyThatCaresAboutGrammar May 25, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Some dumbass website that tells you some dumbass shit. Like WHAT THE FUCK YOU RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING BY TURNING IT INTO A SEX TERM

P1: Hey, what're you doing?
P2: Checking out Urban Dictionary.
P1: What a shame.

by Xx_Respect_The_Drip_Karen_xX November 28, 2020

Urban Dictionary

An online resource that is generally very useful when seeking definition for slang words and phrases. However, there are a great many people who have added entries who cannot spell or use grammar & punctuation correctly, which their contributions to the lexicon useless.

For example: there, their and they're are often used incorrectly in the Urban Dictionary. The misplaced apostrophe - do'nt, ca'nt, was'nt etc. And mispelling slang words, for example the contraction of the word 'whore' is 'ho' not 'hoe' - this a tool for gardening.

by LeDiabolique November 1, 2015

Urban dictionary

Why the hell are you looking this up?

urban dictionary is a site like wikipedia that is actually funny, but not educational.

by memes,please. June 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.

P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.

by chicky noodles August 6, 2014

Urban dictionary

The place where people lose their braincells in exchange for understanding of the sorry excuse of a world we're living in.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you checked out Urban dictionary today?

Guy 2: Don't. Just- please no.

by Is there any available names May 12, 2020