Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 29, 2024
1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014
Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
by Mercedes Moon January 13, 2021
OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS
by mikemajorkey February 10, 2016
Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.
by MM-Money March 11, 2016
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by Whynot February 04, 2016