wheel of despair

Bad things keep happening in a life that makes a person experience a spinning wheel of despair. See also pit of despair; well of despair; depression; sissyphos.
First my mom died. Then my gf left me, my father got heart disease, I quit my degree and my dad cheated me out of my mothers will. Although I have had a few prexious good moments, everything seems to come back. And worse than before. It is like I am stick in a wheel of despair.
by UrbanMolb February 14, 2017
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Yorkshire Catherine Wheel

When you spit roast a woman and then spin her around making spunk erupt from the anus and mouth.
She was like a Yorkshire Catherine Wheel after being spit roasted.
by Oafc63 March 28, 2024
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Wheel Of Pussy

Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.
Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S
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Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.
The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.
by silverseal September 17, 2011
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cunt wheel

A funny but still mean insult to give to someone that you dislike without being flat out rude by adding a slightly funny twist to it.
What a cunt wheel
by Gaylordjohnson79 February 01, 2023
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Bench Wheeling

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.

See also : Bench Racing
Don't listen to Bud, he's just loves bench wheeling. He hasn't hit a trail with us in months.
by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022
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Mills on wheels

A red headed race car driver, that is pure evil behind the wheel at the track.
Bro did you see Jerry at the track last night? He was a Mills on wheels.
by Drumdog74 March 13, 2019
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