Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.

Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013

debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.

Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.

by Mechanic_wiz October 07, 2015

Backwards reverse card

If someone says no u and you say no w and they say reverse card you have one option to use and that is backwards reverse card

Ur mom gay
No u
No w
Reverse card, i win
no i win
What
Backwards reverse card
Oof

by The kink of king October 16, 2018

play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.

example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.

by kirbyman1 November 26, 2010

Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.

PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."

by The BlueMan October 26, 2012

Pulling her Cards

1. To read someone; basically exposing them for who they really are.

"Why you pulling all these rappers cards?
Cuz these niggas pussy they ain't hard." - 21 Savage

" Ouuu gurl you pulling her cards"
" Cuz she a fraud"

by SleepingGhost567 April 24, 2017

flippin' out the cards

1. the act of becoming a leader.
2. one who takes on a head role.
3. whipping out ones dick.

1. jim totally was flippin' out the cards yesterday. i'm really impressed with his leadership skills.
2. "so timmy, are ya going to be flippin' out the cards later or what?" "i don't know babe... we'll see how the night goes."

by jjacksonfoolsonlol April 12, 2010