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Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023
mugGet the Muff divemug.

Man muff

by The Quackers September 26, 2023
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Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
by Skinana January 9, 2021
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Muff Catcher

Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or
Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.
by lady of knowledge December 6, 2009
mugGet the Muff Catchermug.

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017
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Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.
Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
mugGet the Muff buzzardmug.

Muff

by Jaybirddaddy November 3, 2020
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