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Laws of PhysSex

Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.

Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)
Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?

It's the Laws of PhysSex
by Vi.is.sus.23 January 24, 2022
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Louis's Law

As the duration of a film set grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Harvey Weinstein (if not jokingly) approaches 1.

Coined by a Mr. Louis of the CUNY Brooklyn College Film Department based on his observations of others on different sets.

Like Godwin's Law for film sets.
*On a film set, Person 1 walks by brushes against Person 2*

Person 2: Hey, don't touch me!
Person 3 (to Person 1): Are you trying to be Harvey Weinstein or something?
Person 1: Now hold on a sec...
Person 4: This sounds like a cheap, lazy example of "Louis's Law".
by PKDL May 4, 2018
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O'Connell's Law

The amount of junk that accumulates, is directly related to the space available to hold it.
If the house was smaller he would have less junk, O'Connell's Law.

Workshop is a mess. typical case of O'Connell's law
by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018
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Wheel-in-law

When a bro or good friend of yours is continuously flirting with a girl, that girl becomes your wheel in law.
My good friend's flirt is my wheel-in-law
by Nedra7141 June 10, 2013
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Snowball's Law

Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.

As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.

Named after a character in Animal Farm.
What budget little prick invoked Snowball's law this time?
by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020
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Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.
Jon destroys an $81,000 truck and gets a raise out of it.

Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.
by IamVGamer September 4, 2020
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The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
by DShipReck November 8, 2021
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