Jason

Probably likes sonic.

Me: Jason Likes Sonic
Jason: True

by Jasonisafurry August 4, 2021

Jason Schram

A bald headed man who is a very fast driver and won’t let anyone push him around.

That Jason Schram is a crazy boy

by Google34Google May 5, 2018

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 18, 2021

Jason

Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.

"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."

by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020

Jason Cox

Professional Rad Old Soul

Jason Cox is one smooth operator.

by MrJWC October 28, 2023

Jason

The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus

At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

jason

sexy bastard

"i love you jason"

by poop III August 3, 2020