Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
by jefficient September 7, 2013
Get the unbox the couchmug. Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them
by Space Couch Productions February 3, 2022
Get the space couch productionsmug. That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
by Case Lee January 26, 2019
Get the couch crampmug. When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021
Get the Blasting couchmug. by Not your uncle April 9, 2019
Get the couch tomatomug. a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
by v2b March 22, 2022
Get the lean couchmug. Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*
Basically.
Basically.
by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014
Get the Double Couchmug.