cat sanchez

When you take your finger and run it across a cats dirty ass and rub it under someone's nose.

When my wife falls asleep tonight I'm going to give her a Cat Sanchez

by Mr Dufresne October 23, 2013

Stormy the Cat

Stormy the Cat is one of Pusheen's younger sister. She is very cute and she looks like a cloud. I mean, who can hate her? IF PEOPLE HATE PUSHEEN, I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS!!! Okay thank you for reading this.

Stormy the Cat is so cute.

by na992183ufed November 18, 2017

Manx Cat

The Manx is a breed of cat with a naturally occurring mutation of the spine. This mutation shortens the tail, resulting in a range of tail lengths from normal to tailless. Many Manx have a small 'stub' of a tail, but Manx cats are best known as being entirely tailless and it is the distinguishing characteristic of the breed.

I have a beautiful 4 year old Tortishell Manx Cat

by Fallamhan October 12, 2009

Three Cats

A person who always interrupts your story with a better story of his/her own.

The number of cats can increase depending on how 'full of themself' the person is. ie (Karen is an 84 cats/Karen has 84 cats)

Someone who always trumps your story and is always better.

Not to be confused with someone who actually owns cats.

Michelle - I went on a beach holiday........
Katrina - My sister's friend's aunty's cousin went to the beach the other day.
Michelle (thinking) - OMG, Katrina is such a three cats.

2. Karen doesn't have 3 cats, she has 84 cats!

by Claudia_____ May 15, 2010

Cat rodeo

A farcical assemblage of bureaucrats who cannot accomplish anything because they fail to connect and communicate with one another effectively. If you can imagine a traditional rodeo with cats instead of bulls and horses and with miniature riders of whatever sort suits your fancy, what would happen? Cats would be in various areas of the arena preening themselves, fighting or playing with each other, or getting distracted by shiny and moving objects; and since no riders would succeed in mounting the cats, the contest would never start or end.

Use this word to describe corporate meetings and initiatives that go nowhere.

That three-hour synergy meeting was a real cat rodeo.

by Catmom January 10, 2015

Banker Cat

when you go to the bank to get a loan and the one banker that always denys your loan.

Mark: Hey john did you end up getting that home loan?
John: No man i ended up dealing with the banker cat
Mark: OH man. banker cat, does not approve your loan

by Kr34m3r67 June 3, 2010

cat yack

A popular breakfast food item, especially in the southern U.S. Technically known as "Sausage Gravy and Biscuits." Someone who doesn't appreciate the finer things probably decided that it looked like something the "cat yacked-up" on a plate.

"I'm so hungry I could eat the north end out of a southbound skunk! Bring me full order of cat yack and a cuppa joe."

by Gumby March 31, 2003